Death of a Myth

The latest polls released in individual races across the country show a lot more red than blue candidates are ahead in the polls. It may be that the Democratic wave peaked too soon and the GOP rollback has commenced. Irrespective of the GOP’s fortunes on November 7th, a complete shakeup of the congressional leadership is called for.
On the front page of this morning’s LA Times is a lengthy article about a whispered “Pink Purge” of gays and lesbians in the GOP in Washington, DC. Given the Times’ reputation for publishing the most salacious and outrageous stories prior to an election, this article out to be read with several grains of salt (consult your health care professional).
There were many…interesting…quotes, of which a sampling:
Tom McClusky, chief lobbyist for the Family Research Council, a Christian advocacy group. “All a big-tent strategy seems to be doing is attracting a bunch of clowns.” You mean like, oh…say, Randy Cunningham (convicted of tax evasion and general corruption), Tom Delay (indicted for campaign finance violations), Bob Ney (pleaded guilty to federal charges, forget which), Mark Foley (resigned over suggestive IMs to underage male pages), or Curt Weldon (currently under federal investigation for steering federal contracts to his daughter’s business)?? You mean those clowns?
“The Republican Party is taking pro-family conservatives for granted,” said Mike Mears, executive director of the political action committee of Concerned Women for America, which promotes biblical values. “What Secretary Rice did just the other day is going to anger quite a few people.” Good God, was she dancing on the tabletops at JR’s again? Um, no. Here on Planet Earth, she “with First Lady Laura Bush looking on, Rice swore in Mark R. Dybul as U.S. global AIDS coordinator while his partner, Jason Claire, held the Bible. Claire’s mother was in the audience, and Rice referred to her as Dybul’s “mother-in-law.” Lord, a gay man holding a Bible, the moral equivalent of flushing a Koran down the toilet!!
Family Research Council President Tony Perkins “Has the social agenda of the GOP been stalled by homosexual members and/or staffers?” Umm, could be but we’re not talking. Could be those Republicans who don’t believe the Constitution should be used as cum rag, unlike you Big Tony.
“The Republican Party welcomes individuals from all walks of life,” said Republican National Committee Press Secretary Tracey Schmitt. How refreshing.
I, for one, believe the GOP should investigate who is tiptoeing through the tulips in the halls of Congress because I would like to be a fly on the wall (METAPHOR ALERT) when Lou Sheldon, Tony Perkins, James Dobson, and the ladies of the Concerned Women of America Sewing Circle see just which powerful Senators, Represenatives, congressional and Executive branch staffers engage in “the love that dare not speak it’s name”. And then I would yell “Suckers!!!”.
So, is Orange County Supervisor Lou Correa behind the Spanish language letters that were mailed to Latinos in the 34th Senate District, under the guise of a immigration enforcement group’s name, telling them that the federal government are monitoring their voting activities and spelling out to them the penalties of violating federal voting laws if they are not citizens? We may never know but what we can know is that California Attorney General Bill “the Slammer” Lockyer will be slow to investigate this crime. He’s doing busy harassing cancer stricken women for boardroom politics.
Today’s Kiplinger California Letter states that Governor Arnold will be re-elected and that both Bruce McPherson and Steve Poizner are likely to win their bids for Secretary of State and Insurance Commissioner, respectively. On the Democratic side, Jerry Brown returns to State government as Attorney General, Bill Lockyer gets to take Phil Angelides spot as State Treasurer, and John Chiang moves up to State Controller. Still too close to call at this writing is Lieutenant Governor. The Governor’s bond measures are likely to pass and the other state ballot initiatives have varied fortunes.
I received today, also, what amounts to a Hail Mary pass from Equality California: I’ll pass.
NOTE TO CHRIS-I edited this for format. I could not get it to allign. Sorry-Kevin.