Notes from the Velvet Palm Court
Before launching into today’s jarring events in Gaydom, I did want to draw attention to a little article in October’s edition of Maxim page 64: The 20 Most Annoying Things in Sports. Number 3 is Male Cheerleaders and has a picture of male cheerleaders from a leading Southern California University. I mention this because of the sturm und drang this particular topic has caused on other blogs.
The first item to rock Gaydom this day was the abrupt and immediate resignation from the House of Representatives of Congressman Mark Foley of Florida, over the publication of five of his emails to a 16 year old male who was formerly a Congressional page. While none of the published quotes substantiates any sexual misconduct, they do reach a certain “ick” factor that would certainly warrant a resignation. Foley was a 7 term veteran of the House and was favored to win an easy re-election, despite being a single man of 50+ years of whom’s sexual orientation was widely discussed. It would seem that the last feather of that particular fan dance has fallen.
We were advised by the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force over afternoon tea that the Massachusetts Superior Court has issued a groundbreaking decision allowing same-sex couples from Rhode Island the right to marry in Massachusetts. I came very close to dropping my Bavarian Rose tea cup following the shockwave that swept the country following that decision. I’m sure all 12 same-sex couple still living in Rhode Island are even now converging on Fall River to get legally hitched.
Over apple martinis we were apprised by our Man in Sacramento that the Governor had taken up Charlton Heston’s mantle and taken on the role of Solomon in deciding the rate of LGBT legislation. He has signed four, vetoed three, and left three for breakfast.
The four he signed into law are:
SB1441-Nondiscrimination in State Programs and Activities
This bill prohibits discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity in state and locally operated or funded services, activities and programs. This bill was extensively opposed by Randi Thomasson and his horde of baying swamp donkeys, so having the Governor sign it, is something to rejoice.
AB1160-Panic Excuse Prevention Act
This bill will limit the use of the so-called ‘gay panic’ defense in criminal trials. What took them so long?
AB1207-Code of Fair Campaign Practices
This bill will add sexual orientation and gender identity to the pledges that candidates and campaign committees may sign stating that they will not use or permit the use of any appeal to negative prejudice. Yeah but it’s only voluntary so no effect in the real world. Ray Haynes is still free to allege that his opponents tiptoe through the tulips.
AB2800-Omnibus Housing Nondiscrimination Act.
This bill will amend the Business and Professions Code to put it in conformance with other nondiscrimination language in the law to prevent discrimination in housing based on listed categories including sexual orientation. Big whoop, we already had non-discrimination in housing from the first Wilson administration. You get no credit for crossing an errant T.
The three bills the Governor vetoed:
The Governor also vetoed the Bias Free Curriculum Act (SB1437), the Safe Place to Learn Act (AB606), and Public School Curricula: Tolerance and Intergroup Relations Act (AB1056). These bills would have helped ensure that LGBT students would be
free from harassment and discrimination in school. These bills underscore the futility of the Nanny State in legislating every aspect of our lives. It’s the Kumbaya mentality of Westside elites that if we just legislate all these problems will vanish. I’m glad the Governor vetoed these bills. School is where you learn what real life is all about.
The following bills are still on the Governor’s desk awaiting
his signature.
AB 2920-Older Californians Equality and Protection Act.
Requires the California Department of Aging to ensure that all programs administered by the state account for the needs of gay and lesbian seniors. Just what gay and lesbian seniors need: another government bureaucracy to invade their privacy and tell them how to live. Isn’t a bullet in the forehead more merciful? Even the Eskimo set their elderly adrift. VETO!
AB 2051-Equality in Prevention and Services for Domestic Abuse
Act
Establishes an ongoing fund to support education and services addressing domestic violence among same sex domestic partners. Ah, another publicly funded boondoogle to keep government staffers fully employed. Whatever happened to a little individual responsibility, like if your partner likes to punch you, maybe it’s time to leave? VETO!
SB1827-State Income Tax Equity Act
This bill allows registered Domestic Partners to jointly file state income tax. Ok, this one you better sign or I’ll have a million screaming emails from Josh Whelpley.
cya!